Starry Galaxies
It shall be alive!

Such a happy kid right now! My laptop’s wifi is back to business!! that means I can finally look at porn in my room! LOOOL kidding *wink* nawh but seriously…I had to buy a wireless USB network adapter that enables you to access wifi if you don’t have any on your laptop or PC or if it’s damn broken, which in my case, my laptop hasn’t been feeling well for 2 years without a dose of wifi-solgen (I just obviously made that up).

(the picture is sideways even if I edited it to look straight, iono how this sorcery is happening)

So finally after 2 years! I get to watch movies my laying down my bed!frack yeah lazy bum!! 

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all these eggs and you still ain’t getting laid

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i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

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oh hell no

fucking nope.


I think this movie traumatized a generation.

*goosebumps* just..no

I’m not playing …

One Christmas when I was 7 my parents bought this for me and my little sister. On my mom’s first move she got ‘kidnapped by monkeys’ and she went to the bathroom and started screaming and then my dad told me and my younger sister to run away or they’d get us too.
They found us half way down the block with our jackets on upside down and laughed at our tears.


every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people


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